The book will go on sale in November! I do everything I can to avoid exclamation points but neglecting one now would mask my enthusiasm. November November! I cannot say when exactly because minor tweaks are still being worked out but November it shall be. It will be priced no higher than $10 and I really hope you buy it if you're reading this. It contains beautiful artwork and photography and the first 50 copies come hand delivered by a newborn puppy/newborn kitten/Usain Bolt (whichever you prefer). Please tell your friends, family and enemies who may care because this means a lot to me. I write for no other reason than to write; it keeps me sane and it makes me feel alive and it's a medium of art I want to push. Without fresh voices we'll continue to be told the previous sentence requires a comma after sane instead of discussing how making it a run-on shows inspired apprehension. Literature is not dead and I hope to prove it. My second book, "Jack Defeats Ron 100-64," goes on sale in November. Stay tuned for more updates.