Thursday, September 22, 2011

"remain frantic" now on sale

"Remain Frantic" is out, hey-o! You can purchase it on for an astonishingly low price of $7.99 here:

Also, "Matzo Ball Soup" is now $7.99, so check that out too.

Yes yes, support me, buy a book, hell, buy 20! As always, thanks for giving a shit.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

september 11th, 2011

throw him a curveball

Late at night
when streetlights silhouette the inebriated
I sit alone in my living room
under my favorite blanket
riding cotton waves with flattened palms
like grease traversing a rose petal.

Sure, sometimes it's lonely
sometimes it's sickening
and sometimes it's just another night alone.

But every now and then
I hurl the blanket to the floor
pop open a bottle of wine
and hunch over a legal pad
clutching a pen that secretes blood.

Blood as black as ink.